Unfortunately you can only stare and wonder as to why there exists only one strain of this amazing mould. I personally witnessed the board that previously covered the top section of this door slowly grow legs and leap from where it had apparently been happily placed for many years prior.

I’m really hoping it will walk in to the real estate office and ask for some repairs to be carried out, I’m sure it would have more effect than I’ve had.

LJ. Hooker, you’re the best.